"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"
oh shut the fuck up
date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute
not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks
in middle school my church took a trip and our priest found a temporary tattoo on the floor of a gas station bathroom and put it on later we had to take him to the hospital bc it was laced with LSD
this story was wild from start to finish