Lucem et noctem

icantevennnn: takethewesttraintopanicstation: On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:25:56 +0200

takethewesttraintopanicstation:

On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years

cole sprouse

sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:43:19 +0200

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:01:02 +0200

"Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn’t happen, how..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:17:17 +0200

“Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn’t happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones?”

- Elizabeth Scott (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:34:44 +0200

cozed: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you If you could...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:51:46 +0200

cozed:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

If you could remove your garments and place your glorious physique atop mine, I would be eternally grateful.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:08:50 +0200

terezi-owns2: THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:26:11 +0200

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:43:11 +0200

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:17:53 +0200

h0llo: I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:34:30 +0200

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

pahnem: kitchikishangout: MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:51:54 +0200

pahnem:

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

i’ve been laughing at this response for 20 minutes

aschoolgirlcrush: my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:08:55 +0200

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

patchworkmurder: fizzyginger: fizzyginger: If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:26:15 +0200

patchworkmurder:

fizzyginger:

fizzyginger:

If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

I don’t know why this post is suddenly back, but if it hits 100k I’m buying myself a milkshake.

Go get that milkshake you deserve it.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:43:16 +0200

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:00:53 +0200

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:17:44 +0200

list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe me

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:34:45 +0200

list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

me

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:51:44 +0200

myotpismylaptopandme: jackstroubleinatanktop: morristibbs: im...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:08:51 +0200

myotpismylaptopandme:

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

That gif is reporters reaction to tumblr